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He is an American icon. He will destroy you if he has to. He is CHUCK NORRIS!!

Top Chuck Norris "sayings" ...

1) Chuck Norris doesn't believe in Germany. (No he just doesn't believe in it)

2) Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer, but he has never cried!!

3) Once Chuck Norris walked into a McDonalds at 10:35 to order breakfast but they wouldn't serve it to him. So he went outside and made that McDonalds a Wendy's

4) Chuck Norris has a night light. Not because he is afraid of the dark but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris!!

5) Chuck Norris has counted to infinity... Twice!

If you get a moment and you need a decent laugh, check out the Brokeback parody of Chuck Norris - here.